How many times have you heard at "X [tenure, hiring, peer review, lectures, publication, leadership, research methods (and on and on)...] is broken"? OK, the academy is broken. Exactly HOW is it broken. What will be more broken tomorrow? What have you personally experienced? What have you read about? We are looking to gather the broken bits from any of the economic, technical, institutional, pedagogical, social, cultural, and intellectual arenas where the academy lives.